*blink*

[livilla]

Did she just-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone please, please explain to me how it's frakking possible that Professor McGonagall, could be pregnant while Harry Potter is in 5th year? No, really. I want to know. Because, witch or no, it's not gonna happen. It's simple biology, people!

And I thought the Stargate and BSG fandoms took great leaps of logic.

*snickers* I forgot how much I missed Harry Potter fanfiction.

Comments

[starbuck92.livejournal.com]

Dude. You nearly gave me a heart attack. I read and grew shocked... and then I got to the end of your post. Whew. That would have just been so wrong!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, it would have been. What's more scary is that there are people out there who think it's possible. Just because they're magical or in an alternate sci fi universe... *shudder*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*pets* I know, dear, I know. I figured there'd be a couple of people on my list who new the pain.

(I don't know why. But I bet I can make millions of dollars trying to figure out what's in their heads that tells them "That could so work!")

(Yeah, I know. There's like a slim possiblity that it could happen in that universe. But still - not even magic can overcome that many biological certainties...)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's true. *shudder* Stupid 14 year old fangirls. (I don't know if it was actually them, but it's always fun to blame them and ignore the fact that I used to be one.)

Look, I don't care how magical someone is, they still have the same organs! *sigh* But that would be using Earth logic in fandom. Silly me.

I left when the ship wars got to ridiculous proportions. Bleh.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I know. Definitely, silly me! I was probably just blinded by shock or something. :P

That's slightly disturbing, yeah.

(Aw, man! I missed the funny ones! What a rip off. :P I miss my sanity. It was nice.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/-judeau/]

I added you on the command of assamin in this meme.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hey, cool. Welcome to the insanity. We're all crazy obsessive here. :D

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Man I KNEW there was a reason I only ever read Harry/Hermione *coughSMUTcough*.

*shudders* there's too many pairings out there for their own good. And surely very sick. *wonders if the kids actors read the fan fic.*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd think I'd have learnt by now. STICK WITH THE H/HR SMUT! Duh.

Especially in the HP fandom. But you gotta admit, Dumbledore/McGonagall just scream backstory.

Well, I seriously doubt the HP kids read fanfic (they'd be scarred for life!). But the SG cast does. *snerk* Hell, even Amanda's mum reads fic! She's a S/J shipper!

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

You kids never learn! (although am tempted on the whole OT3 H/HR/R thing).

Oh yeah! From the very first moment I saw them together in the first movie...yup...total backstory.

Yeah you're probably right.

Lol...you told me before they did.

*dies* REALLY? Oh man that's great!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I made an icon with an OT3 kinda slant, because the ship wars were vastly annoying. And if photobucket were working, I could show you!

Totally. It's still there in the books. Just not as noticeable. I have such weird taste.

Ooh, yay!

I did? Eh *shrug*.

I know! So very cool.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

I saw! And I saved! VERY cool.

Well...if the wife of a CBS exec can save M*A*S*H...then Amanda's mum can save the shipp.

Or so I like to think.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh, goody! *grin* Well, you know what happens when I snap...

Woohoo! Yeah!

One can hope...

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Lol...yeah...I do.

Oh yes...and I've said it before and i'll say it again...I hope this is the last season of SG-1. Sure: there can be a gazillion crossovers with Atlantis...hell someone could even JOIN Atlantis (I know the whole ZPM thing)...but you know. Jack's gone...it's like if M*A*S*H had a 12th season.

BAD.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes. Well... :P

*sigh* Me too. I've already seen Sam/Ben Browder's character icons. So I'm a little paranoid and FREAKING OUT. It's just going to be painful at time, you know. *sniffle* Gonna miss RDA muchly.

*sigh*

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

You...icons...paranoid?!

*freaks out badly*

As I said before: first impressions. And BB's character impression: pure HATRED. This is not going to be a fun season.

*cries* me too. It's like they lost a limb. Stupid people.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... Oops. Didn't mean to scare you as well.

*sigh* I don't know what to think anymore. Just going to Wait and See.

*sniff* I know. You can function without limbs but not the same as before.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I'd rather know beforehand.

Hopefully, now Jack's no longer in direct command over Sam...he can directly command her in...other ways *snickers*

*pouts* It's not fair. If they said for sure this was the last season...I reckon RDA woulda stayed. Then again...season 8 would have been a fantastic end to the show (as many people believe that it started to jump the shark once Janet/Hammond left). AND it left opportunity for movies!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know... *sigh* Wish we could.

*snicker* That so goes both ways. (Like we don't know who'd wear the pants in that relationship.)

*nods* It's possible. The end of season 8 had some of the best episodes in the entirety of the run. I hope they don't screw it up. *sniff* I miss Janet and George.

Coincidentally, the Undertaker's theme music came on my playlist as I replied to this. His music is the death march, by the way. Ironic much?

[labellamafia494.livejournal.com]

*SNERK*

Oh, yes. HP fandom certainly has a very high wankage level.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

So very high levels. And I thought the ship wars were hard to believe and traumatising.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Am still quite unfamilliar with HP and thus could not tell you why it is possible or impossible. *shrugs*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Ok, how about this. Dude, she's played by Maggie Smith in the movies.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

yeah, k, that does defy one or two laws of biology...but I've heard more than one news report of 60-year-olds getting preggers and having kids.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

One or two, yeah... However. Those 60 year olds had help (IVF, surrogates, that kinda thing), in this fic... uh, yeah, not so much. *shudder*

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Eeeew!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but thankfully, it was only implied. You think I'd be reading it if it was more than implied? *shudder* I'm not that sick yet.

(I hope... I already read Adama/Roslin in BSG.)

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Is that the wrinkly!otp? Just be glad you don't watch soap operas where you have to actually witness the wrinklage.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Adama/Roslin? Yes, it is. But it's so cute, damn it!

*shudder* God, I feel fortunate. Soaps are teh eval.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

The one I watch is quite funny...until the wrinkly people start doing it, and then it's kinda scary and weird.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*shudder* That's just... wrong.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Yeah...but remember a large fanbase of the soaps is old retired ladies and stay-at-home mommies. They think that kind of thing is not only watchable but enjoyable.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hmm. This is true. Oh, and don't forget pregant ladies. They have wacky hormones.

My Mum watched soaps when she was pregant with me. And possibly my brother. There's 3 1/2 years between us. I honestly don't think she missed much.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Shit, all women have wacky hormones *mutter*goddamnhormones*mutter*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Well, true. But pregnancy makes them wackier. *hugs you lots* Poor Hannah.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

*is definitely leaning towards adoption when planning for future children.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

See, right now, I don't even know if I want kids. Especially if they cause you to start watching soaps. *shudder*

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

I dunno...a lifetime of watching soaps and hanging out with the other stay-at-home mommies doesn't sound too awful to me when compared with pencil-pushing and number-crunching at some suckass office job.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hmm. This is true. Very true. And there's always the watching of DVDs.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. Lots and lots of DVDs.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, yeah...