Logic, let me introduce you to Earth.

[livilla]

How is it fair that we get stuck with footage of the "Royal Wedding" all day Saturday and the Queen doesn't? She's not even going and she's his mother! Hello! *headdesk* She's not even gonna watch the coverage, I bet ya. She's gonna be sitting around, catching up on Desperate Housewives. Or making voodoo dolls of Camilla. And I object to the term "Royal Wedding" and their thing being referred to as a secret affair. The only thing royal about this wedding is that it's a royal cock up and their affair was hardly frakking secret. Everyone knew. Including Diana. *kicks things* I've never been more glad that we have Foxtel and way more DVDs than we know what to do with than I am now.

So moving somewhere that isn't part of the Commonwealth. (Yes, I am aware that rules out Canada. It does, right?)

Still sick and my school is filled with complete and utter morons. And the students aren't that great, either.

Lizzie so wants Shep, yo. Just jump him! He's all ready in a bed! It won't affect the injury!

I think I'll go to bed now. I'm just sounding all kinds of crazy.

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[livilla.livejournal.com]

Charles deserves to have his balls cut off. Vulgar, but I'm just sayin'... And don't get me started on Ole Horse Face.

Exactly! You know how they put stickers on there telling you about the special features sometimes? They should all have a sticker proclaiming "Alternative To Meaningless Ceremonies". *nods firmly*

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Oh, nononono. Not vulgar...more absolutely correct. Ole Horse Face or Le Bitch as I like to nickname her, was voted in the Top Ten Stylish Women by Tatler or Harper's & Queen (or some other magazine in that vein). Bah. She'd look far better with a saddle on and some stirrups me thinks ;)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh good to know! And say what now? Best dressed? Are they on crack? She's a bit of mutton dressed up as lamb, as my mum would say. Bleh.

Yeah, I want whatever they're smoking...