Logic, let me introduce you to Earth.

[livilla]

How is it fair that we get stuck with footage of the "Royal Wedding" all day Saturday and the Queen doesn't? She's not even going and she's his mother! Hello! *headdesk* She's not even gonna watch the coverage, I bet ya. She's gonna be sitting around, catching up on Desperate Housewives. Or making voodoo dolls of Camilla. And I object to the term "Royal Wedding" and their thing being referred to as a secret affair. The only thing royal about this wedding is that it's a royal cock up and their affair was hardly frakking secret. Everyone knew. Including Diana. *kicks things* I've never been more glad that we have Foxtel and way more DVDs than we know what to do with than I am now.

So moving somewhere that isn't part of the Commonwealth. (Yes, I am aware that rules out Canada. It does, right?)

Still sick and my school is filled with complete and utter morons. And the students aren't that great, either.

Lizzie so wants Shep, yo. Just jump him! He's all ready in a bed! It won't affect the injury!

I think I'll go to bed now. I'm just sounding all kinds of crazy.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/]

Bah. The royal (using that term incredibly loosely) wedding is making me crazier crazy. Charles deserves happiness? Do me a favour.

Ahhh, DVD's. They will save you from anything. Including royal weddings. They should include that on the cases somewhere y'know.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Charles deserves to have his balls cut off. Vulgar, but I'm just sayin'... And don't get me started on Ole Horse Face.

Exactly! You know how they put stickers on there telling you about the special features sometimes? They should all have a sticker proclaiming "Alternative To Meaningless Ceremonies". *nods firmly*

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Oh, nononono. Not vulgar...more absolutely correct. Ole Horse Face or Le Bitch as I like to nickname her, was voted in the Top Ten Stylish Women by Tatler or Harper's & Queen (or some other magazine in that vein). Bah. She'd look far better with a saddle on and some stirrups me thinks ;)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh good to know! And say what now? Best dressed? Are they on crack? She's a bit of mutton dressed up as lamb, as my mum would say. Bleh.

Yeah, I want whatever they're smoking...

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Lizzie so wants Shep, yo. Just jump him! He's all ready in a bed! It won't affect the injury!

*waves hand wildly in air* I AGREE I AGREE! And the bug coulda become some sort of kink thing...

I'm all for the royals...monarchist all the way. Charles was always the exception. Despised him AND cow face. Liz's doing the right thing by not going...she's the smart one. Oooh...a little known fact: you know those singing bass (fish) that hangs on your wall...well...the Queen's got one and LOVES it. I guess what they say about the English and their fish is true...

Yes: rules out Canada, South Africa, New Zealand (who'd wanna live in that death trap?), here, obviously England...Rep. of Ireland is excepted. And...I think there's 72 countries in whole Commonwealth.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hey, McKay did call it a hickey!

Charles' age is higher than his IQ. I feel sorry for those poor sons of his. If I get started on Horse Face (it's the teeth, man...), I'll never stop. Slag. Ha! My opinion of the Queen just rose a couple notches.

Screw it, how about Denmark? That family seems so frakking cool!

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Lol...that he did. You reckon deep inside he's plotting to play matchmaker? Cause he likes to annoy both Liz and Johnny...whaddaya think?

*snort* His shoe size is higher than his IQ...let alone age. Well with any luck...Liz will live to be Victoria's age...or even better her mother's age. That way Charles would only be on the throne a few years...if at all.

Oh totally! I mean a king...with TATS...how sweet's that?!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Hmm... nah, not his style. He's more a "I shall mock EVERYONE!" rather than help with their personal life. He'll really let them have it when if they hook up.

Liz ain't planning to go anywhere. I don't think Charles will ever get the throne. And isn't there some rule about a divorcee not being able to be crowned? Or did they sadly get rid of that one? Liz knows what'll happen to her country if Charles becomes king. And she'll never let Ole Horse Face become Queen, that's for sure.

I know! And from the footage, a LOT of tats. And the current monarchy go out for walks and to the movies on their own, amongst the people. So cool.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Lol...yeah true.

No, no rule. But look at Henry 8th...6 wives and nothing happened (then again...he was a tyrannical bastard). Queen as a sovereign isn't allowed to go to a civil service...that's why she didn't go to the 'wedding'. Camilla won't become queen: archbishops wouldn't allow it, and Charles said outright no - out of consideration for Diana (on the boys behalf). That and Will/Harry would never speak to him again.

Well what could possibly happen to them in Denmark? Someone throw a pastry at them?

[livilla.livejournal.com]

:P Love Rodney.

*sigh* Yeah, I heard about the rule being thrown out. Bastard thing. I'm glad she won't be Queen. That would be the beginning of the end. I knew I like Will and Harry for a reason.

*shrug* Yeah, but they'd probably start it. I can so see them starting a food fight.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

*seconds that notion*

Oh yeah! And I don't think she'd really want to be either. The whole time she looked regretful and second thinking I thought. That or she's a complete bitch just acting for cameras...which is more than likely.

Oh yeah! That'd be so cool!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I'm glad he's not such an ass now. He did redeem himself slightly when he was in it at the beginning of the 6th season. Little bit.

I don't think I'd want to be queen, either... Master of the Universe, definitely. But queen of England? Uh uh. Eh, she's probably a bit of both.

Wouldn't it?? They just seem like that sort of family.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah!

Naturally yes

HELL YES! ('that sort of family'...sounds a bit kinky).

[livilla.livejournal.com]

:D

It would be fun, yes?

Hahahaha, only you would think that. (Ok, so not just you.) Sounds a bit like Riff and Magenta in Rocky.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

I was JUST thinking that!

(YOUR FAULT!)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*grin*

(Yay! Go me!)

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's why I watch Sci-fi all the time. They didn't even interrupt their regular schedule when the Pope died.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*kicks things* I'm just grateful for Foxtel. They kept it to a minimum and it depended what channel you were watching. Hate free-to-air tv...

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

yeah. Our major networks (the ones you get even if you don't have cable/sattelite) suck ass.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I think everyone's is. *kicks them*

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

*also kicks*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Yay! They deserve kickage.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know what it is people like about reality TV and the news. Give me a good dose of fiction with people worth caring about and a happy hippy sci-fi-tastic message of galactical peace and cool gadgets any day.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Well, at least the news is actual reality. Not some prerecorded shit that's edited to pieces. And boring. Word. Gimme sci fi any day.

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah it's a whole hell of a lot closer to reality than "reality tv" but there's still that lovely little thing called spin, but yeah I'm all for that whole "ignorance is bliss" thing.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*nods* This is true. Especially on Fox News. *spits on them* Biased fuckers. Hooray for ignorance!

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Wheeee!!! Life's too short to worry about a lot.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! And one day, I actually won't worry about it. :P

[sparkleferret.livejournal.com]

Yay yay yay!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

:D

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Lizzie so wants Shep, yo. Just jump him! He's all ready in a bed! It won't affect the injury!

Wriiiiite it. Write it. Even not graphic. You know you want to. :P

And the wedding sucks. I stole the computer for the day. And hopefully tonight. :D

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I don't have to. I bet ya any money someone already has written it. *makes note to go looking for that fic*

Who cares about one of the royal retards getting married, honestly? Heh, we went out. WWE wrestling was in town. So much screaming fun.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

I tried looking today and I couldn't find it! *is sad* Maybe you'll have better luck.

You're asking the wrong person. Especially since it's Charlie. Stupid man. Had to wreck a perfectly nice name. *think of Kawalsky and O'Neill. Those Charlies'll make it better*

Cool. Glad you enjoyed it.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I'll definitely have a look. If I remember. Heh...

Ugh, you're right. Such a disgrace to that name. *kicks him*

:D Me too.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

*remindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsreminds
remindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsremindsreminds
reminds*

*looks on in happiness* Yay!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Awwww, man... but I'm on a Harry Potter kick again! (So. Bad.) I will, I will.

*grin*

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Oh no. You poor poor poor thing. I ran screaming from there years ago. So many of those fics terrify me. Like your post the other day about the fic with McGonagall pregnant. *hides eyes*

The only HP fic I read now are crossover fics and I only really read them if they're good. There's this one I really want to be updated.

*pats* Job well done there with the kicking.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I ran, too. But occasionally the urge to go there again. But that fic was so far removed from any kind of logic in the known universe. *shudder* Set during book 5! Book 5! Gah...

That sounds like a much smarter idea than anything I've come up with recently. *shudder again*

:D Thanks.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

That fic (by the sounds of it) is just creepy. And insane. In the bad way.

*nods* You should try it. It would help with avoiding the really bad fic.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

It was definitely the bad kind of insane. It was too OOC to be anything other than laugh-worthy, though.

I should... but it's like crack. I keep going back. :(

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Ooh. But poor poor poor McGonagall and all them characters being murdered like that. Yes, murder. *is not exaggerating. Nope, not me*

Hmm. Sounds like there needs to be a Bad Fic Anonymous organisation. :P

Course, that'd probably just degenerate into a whole group mocking session.